Still Alive from Portal, slowed down 800%
oh my god ;______;
This is… this is gorgeous.
Now you’re baking with portals.
Ooohhh, how neat!
Video Game of the Day: No lie: Mari0 — StabYourself.net’s long-awaited Super Mario Bros./Portal mashup is finally available for download.
According to the creators, the game is a “complete from-scratch recreation of Super Mario Bros.” integrated with Portal’s puzzle game mechanics.
Why are you still reading words? Go play!
ASDGFGS Holy crap!
BRB, downloading it!
FUS RO DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOW DO I GET?!?!?!?!!??!
(Oh god… they combined two games that have spawned overused memes)
I used to be a cake just like you, but I took a lie to the knee!
God I want to break my fingers just for typing that…
No need. I’ll break them for you.
It looks suspiciously like a dive helmet
*Snorts a mouthful of soda up nose* Sweet jesus I don’t even
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I am making one of these sometime soon. *.* If not with an Xmas tree, at least using Valentines day decorations.
“It was so odd. It kept talking constantly about ‘space’ and followed me until I reached Graxos IV. Although I felt some pity for the object, I turned it in to the Green Lantern Corps not long after, as they would better know what to do with it.
Lantern Rayner later informed me that was perhaps… an ill-informed decision. He declined to elaborate why, though he mentioned Lantern Salaak quickly tired of being called ‘space dad’.”
ADFDSDFGFDSD Space dad. That is THE CUTEST
Real Portal Turret Prop - by Ryan Palser
If you would like to make your own real life portal turret there is a step by step detailed process HERE!
FUCK YEAH! I need some of these!
am i cool yet
Want You Gone -Portal 2
It will change your life. Do it.
JESUS CHRIST VALVE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
everyone has to play this because i said so
to my beautiful friends: go forth and experience the amazing joy that is Portal!
I HATE EVERYTHING.
WHY IS EVERYTHING FREE THE MOMENT AFTER I BUY IT AND FINALLY FIX ALL OF ITS BUGS!?!?!?
GET TO IT, PEOPLE! There’s no reason not to download this and Team Fortress 2.
Valve has released part of the official soundtrack to Portal 2 for free! Get it before it’s gone!
Oooohhhhh! Thanks for the heads-up on that! :D
Does Portal 2 Promote a Secret Gay Agenda? ChristWire Thinks So.
There are two adorable robots. Who doesn’t love robots? Kids sure do. Well, these 2 robots are a homosexual couple. The tall one is the dominate bear and the little one is the swishing bottom… Instead of penises, they have glowing…
I have kind of a love/hate thing going with Christwire.
On one had I enjoy laughing at it, because it’s obvious satire. At least to me it’s obvious.
On the other, it annoys me that some people actually think like this, or similar to it. :I And it makes decent, loving Christians like my mom look bad to those few people who assume that all Christians behave in this manner.
Custom Portal Converse by Kyosokicks
NEED. THESE. NOW.
Fucking love these sneakers!