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xxaleksxx:

slyhd:

Ashlee helped me build this, and Eliza was the inspiration :p

:D

Wait… Bat Dan? *Squints really hard* Is that what it says?

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“The Norse Gods seem much nicer than the Greek Gods. They’re little bitches.”

sanityscraps:

perfectlyqueer:

snafflebithumptywink:

overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:

sherbertsheperton:

That’s because the Norse gods were all about honor and valor. The Greek gods were just like “FUCK EVERYTHING.”

Quite literally.

Zeus would not. Stop. Fucking mortal women. And all sorts of terrible things happened because of it. XD

And goddesses.

And demigoddesses.

And nymphs.

And one dude.

xD

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pinkypinup:

MINECRAFT CAKE - NERDY NUMMIES

OHMYGOD
I loved seeing how the cake was made, but HATED the fact that they didn’t do proper captions on this. Google screwed them up quite a bit!

Oh well. lol I suppose I’ll just look into watching it later, when I have a chance to do so in a quiet room. That way I can hear everything better. xD

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OHMYGOD, I MUST REALLY BE TIRED BECAUSE IT TOOK ME A MINUTE TO FIGURE OUT WTF WAS GOING ON! Oh lord. xD

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ameliazan:

stupid—face:

clarri:

briannacherrygarcia:

Thor hears the good news.

Guys what am I doing, I don’t even know anymore. o_o

horse jokes will never not be funny

Oh pffttt.

*Spits out a mouthful of coffee*
This will never not be funny to me xD

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I really, really wanna see Roe v. Wade repealed.

wewillnotbeputtoshame:

pallorabsentis:

But I have no idea how to go about doing that. Any suggestions?

Pray, first and foremost.

Pray. Pray as often as possible, all ye Godly ones! The baby Jesus also likes it when you brush your teeth with your own feces, wear a shoe for a hat, and walk on your ass cheeks. Bottling your own farts to throw at the wicked baby killers helps, too.

MAY GOD BLESS THE UNBORN WITH ALL OF HIS MIGHT AN JUSTICE, HALELUYER AMEN

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ceasesilence:

inflateablefilth:

nitlon:

I’m gonna start adding completely misplaced qualifiers to everything I say until you all stop doing it

I’m not racist, but that was a really good fruit salad

I’m not gay, but I really enjoyed going on that boat ride

it’s not that I think all Muslims are terrorists, but I think maroon and gold is a really nice color scheme

I don’t hate trans people, but I really need to buy a new sofa.

I’m not a transmisogynist, I just think that my bicycle is broken and I’ve got to get it fixed soon.

I’m not racist, but I think the red Starbursts are the best.

No homo, but I like the smell of freshly washed bed sheets.

I don’t hate homosexuals, I just really like cute baby animals.

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simply-sims:

cocktopimp:

thats-so-loki:

suckmycholo:

cheskasmagicshire:

What even is this

i love tumblr

oh

Laughing, crying and cheering.

let’s focus on this, shall we?

Ohlawd

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Newt Gingrich is so pro-marriage, he can’t stop doing it. He is so morally upright, that he’s only had sex after he was married. Just not always to the woman he was married to.

Stephen Colbert (via highfivingmillionangels)
YES! This is PERFECT in every way

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OHMYGOD, THIS IS GREAT XD

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bestgooglesearches:

Old but gold. Can Jesus microwave a burrito?

The Yahoo Answers link just adds to the lulz!

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thegoodsonisbad:

chandlerhandle:

adriofthedead:

grahamalambadingdong:

David Blaine Street Magic Part 2

yes

a classic

oh my god yes

OLAWD

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victrazing:

Is there even civilization in Ohio?

Cincinnati (about an hour and a half from where I live)
http://t.wallpaperweb.org/wallpaper/buildings/1600x1200/Cincinnati_Ohio_Skyline_From_Devou_Park_Covington_Kentucky.jpg

Columbus (about 2 hours away)
http://www.bschool.com/media/images/OH/Columbus,_Ohio-ColumbusNightSkyline2.jpg

Dayton (20 minutes away)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/db/Downtown_Dayton,_Ohio.jpg

I live in suburbia~

our population is 90% corn 10% white people

50% corn, 20% white people, and 30% corny white people.
I fixed that for you. :)

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kcalogero:

this is what my sister’s boyfriend does to her…

Oh my god *Falls over and dies*

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HOW???

stfuconfederates:

kfadich:

stfuconfederates:

How could this country fall to socialism???

The fire department?? The libraries???

GOD HELP US ALL.

It’s the roads, damn it… Those interstate highways are the path to the devil.

THE ROADS ARE THE WORST.

SOCIALIST SPEED LIMITS.

THEY’RE OPPRESSING US
DON’T THEY KNOW THAT IT’S EVERY PERSON’S RIGHT TO DO WITH THEIR PROPERTY WHATEVER THEY PLEASE

THOSE BASTARDS DON’T WANT ME DRIVIN’ 155
THE MAN IS ALWAYS KEEPIN’ ME DOWN

Damn dirty socialists.

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“The Norse Gods seem much nicer than the Greek Gods. They’re little bitches.”

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I really, really wanna see Roe v. Wade repealed.

HOW???

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