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I opened photoshop when I wanted to open skype

chinchillaghosts:

u_u I hate it when I do that! Earlier I wanted to use Xfire, and I accidentally clicked on Firefox. It made me wait what seemed like FUCKING HOURS for it to close properly, and even then I had to CTRL + ALT + DEL it the fuck away when it refused to let go of the memory it was using.

And the fact that my hands aren’t too steady makes me do this too much for my liking. SO MUCH HATE

  • mom:

    you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma

  • me:

    THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT

  • mom:

    you realize this makes you a nerd

  • me:

  • mom:

  • me:

    i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama

  • me:

    i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama

  • me:

    without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers

  • mom:

  • me:

  • mom:

    this isn't normal

chronicillnesscat:

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat with blue eyes. Text reads: Top: “Fibromyalgia? I thought only old people got that.” Bottom: “SCREW. YOU.”]

The worst part is when Doctor’s don’t believe me when I say I’ve got it, among other things. 

“Nooo, it must be something else! HAVE YOU TAKEN ENOUGH VITAMIN D?
I MEAN, THAT MIGHT BE YOUR PROBLEM!
AND TRY EXERCISE!
NO YOU CAN’T HAVE PAIN MEDICINE
A DIET FULL OF FRUITS AND VEGETABLES WILL SOLVE EVERYTHING!
YOU’D FEEL BETTER IF YOU LOST A FEW POUNDS”

*Throws a handful of spoons at*

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